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Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.
There is no “U” in Freedom.
Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America
And this is a biscuit
and this is jelly
and these are called crisps
Get it right
yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s
step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again.
Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.
have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?
Oh my sweet lord, I fucking love Tumblr.
I hope Rick santorum has a heart attack and gets taken to Dr. House, only for House to simply state, “Impossible. You need a heart to have a heart attack.” And that was that.
I hope Rick Santorum’s Tumblr homepage always reads “We’re Sorry!”
I hope Rick Santorum’s gum runs out of flavor.
Mixing up Hebrew with other languages.
Found this in a bookshop in Reading (UK). Made me smile :-)
I love that this was in Reading, I know it’s not pronounced like that. but still :)
Petrovsky Stadium, home of FC Zenit, in St. Petersburg, Russia.
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